douche sandwich

an extention of the word douche bag,
douche sandwich is a person, animal, or object that is so annoying or disturbing that you have no other choice but to smash to slices of bread to there body.

"jessipii ate all the chocolate cake, what a douche sandwich"

by taylorpii December 30, 2005

nympho douche

a nympho who is not addicted to sex as much as douching. they love to douche so much its an obsession

Rebecca- "hey what are you doing"
Laura- "douching"
Rebecca- "Laura your such a nympho douche"

by Laura&&rebecca November 4, 2009

douche bag

a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

by bud race July 10, 2004

Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

douche sniper

a person who snipes douches

michael ogden is a douche sniper and so is cally rodrigues

by chris parente January 11, 2009

Douche truck

When you want to call somebody a name and douchebag will not suffice. It's a bigger diss

Kid: Hey i fucked yout mom last night
Other kid: yeah well you prob. got herpes you douche truck

by polak117 May 22, 2007

douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 4, 2017