David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.

wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville

by toogleboogle July 26, 2023

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just a chill guy

david? oh that guy, he’s just a chill guy.

by ligmasigma69 November 28, 2024

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David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.

Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!

by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021

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David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.

Bro your so fat, don’t be a “David”

by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021

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There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.

Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!

by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021

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