douche fuck

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

by rk May 5, 2004

nympho douche

a nympho who is not addicted to sex as much as douching. they love to douche so much its an obsession

Rebecca- "hey what are you doing"
Laura- "douching"
Rebecca- "Laura your such a nympho douche"

by Laura&&rebecca November 4, 2009

douche bag

a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

by bud race July 10, 2004

douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 4, 2017

Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

Douche Muffin

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010

Douche truck

When you want to call somebody a name and douchebag will not suffice. It's a bigger diss

Kid: Hey i fucked yout mom last night
Other kid: yeah well you prob. got herpes you douche truck

by polak117 May 22, 2007