Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
by Pedal Pinkman September 28, 2025
Get the Bone crackingmug. the action of getting fucked
by OttoLover969 July 27, 2025
Get the Crackedmug. by mzyv June 11, 2016
Get the Crack & Sackmug. Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.
by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018
Get the African Crackmug. by TheGodOfTheDrPhil September 17, 2019
Get the Crack-enmug. to “crack” someone is to have consensual sex with a person typically referring to a one night stand.
you said you’ve been talking to stephanie? dude i hate to tell you this but brian cracked her last week
by lilbootyjuice July 21, 2025
Get the crackmug.