What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.

"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"

by Sbot April 14, 2010

crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day

Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you

by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Crack Backin

When u playin a sport or just kickin it around town, and u decide enough is enough and lay the person out on their back, and listen for that crack.

Its fun to crack backin someone on the other team, especially when theyre a bitch and diserve it

by Crack Backin King of Cali November 4, 2009