fatshit cat

Any cat over 15lbs who sleeps 15hrs a day and only wakes up to beg for food.

My fatshit cat tried to eat the food right off my fork.

by Quiet_kat87 July 12, 2012

Cuti Cat

1 : An extremely strong and powerful cat found in Siberia

2 : Used as a adjective to explain a Good looking guy

3 : Power

'' Omg look at him , hes so Cuti Cat''

by Anonomous 203 March 16, 2012

cat scraps

Refers to an undesirable women.

Did you have a fun time on your date? No, she was just cat scraps.

I'm going out tonight, hope I don't end up with cat scaps.

by triosfactor February 23, 2011

Tidy Cat

To smear cat poop on an enemy's car door handle when they have done something mean to you.

"Hey Brendon, our stupid hippie neighbors parked in my spot again so I totally pulled a Tidy Cat on them. They'll be washing their hands for weeks!"

by Absolut Ang July 28, 2011

cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 6, 2011

Cat Baby

One who exemplifies traits of a degenerate and gentleman alike.

Did you see Joe after he closed that multi-million dollar deal? He cracked a cold beer during the meeting! What a Cat Baby!!!

by boatshoes November 13, 2011

Cat Jumptastics

When cats jump over obsticals pruely for the pleasure of people

Person 1: I'm gona see Cat Jumptastics today!
Person 2: Wow, you're so lucky, I wish I could go!
Person 1: Well you can't >:D

by miffycat November 24, 2011