hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by anonymous September 9, 2021

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.

I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.

by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Can

Probably the nicest guy you will ever meet, someone who doesn’t just makes your mom liking him, but your whole fucking family. He’s super funny and extremely smart and can help you in any situation. So he’s a really loveable guy. Mostly from Turkey or somewhere over there.

“You know my boyfriend, Can, right? Well my grandma just told him he’s the nicest boy I could’ve ever found.”

by kurdishlightskin November 22, 2021