A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
Get the crack cookies mug.When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
Get the Do you want a cookie mug.A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
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Get the Cookie Clicker mug.Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024
Get the Slut Cookie mug.When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
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