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Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
by deltabeta April 4, 2021
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Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
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Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic
Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic
Dude 1:dahm how to basic so disgusting
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon
by Colonelpancakes July 19, 2022
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