Big Band

Big Band ( aka Ben Birdland ) is a character from a game called Skullgirls. It's a DLC character with a quite big complexity and a interresting story.

Origin:

Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND

Appearance and Characteristics:

Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )

His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Some of Big Band's quotes:

Introduction:

"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.

Win:

"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.

Lose:

"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
by Aiden123 March 20, 2020
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Big Chungus

Person#1: you like Big chungus?
Person#2:What’s a Chungus?
Person#1: *Kills person 2*
Person#1: Justice has been served.
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Big Tyrone

When you take a shit and your poop is 8 inches or bigger. You constantly insert it into your asshole, while screaming, “Yes Tyrone, you’re way better than my (husband or wife) ever was”.
I gave myself a Big Tyrone last night. It sure did make up for a shitty excuse for my divorce.
by Niggercheese August 20, 2019
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Big Benis

Unrelatedly similar to the normal definition of benis. When it’s bigger benis it’s muy mal. When looking for anime in the Philippines dig deep.
I searched my guide for big benis
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BIG TONKA

Someone who consumes a lot of weed. Day and night.
This guy think he a big tonka, but he tweakin off the gas pack.

Quit chiefin' the blunt, big tonka!

Grind some weed its big tonka night.
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big penis

a big penis is a penis during a boner.
friend1: hey how is your day going?
friend2: good but I had a big penis all day.
by the explainer of all March 31, 2022
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