Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.
Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.
A revered and widely well-loved folk hero who is best known for his unstoppable ability to identify abuse of authority and bullying and then to bravely step in and stop it.
No threat makes Big Bad Nuts back off because he has no fear and no regrets, no matter what!
The embodyment of Manliness. Calls everyone crap and has assistant named The Cheat. Has brother named Strong Sad and another named Strong Mad. Homestar Runner's arch rival.