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ass bag

a clumpy person who has an oversized asshole that looks like bag of shit hanging down when seen through the pants. Also referred to as a "clumpy fredwayne"
Hey Fred, what's that sac of shit hanging from your anus?? Wanye you know better....that's not shit, that's my ass bag!
by Jadee bithches July 19, 2006
mugGet the ass bagmug.

d bag

a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010
mugGet the d bagmug.

Brown bag

this word means basically whatever you want it to mean. You use it in a sentence to make people around you wonder what the hell your talkind about. They'll ask, "Whats a brown bag?" I usually respond,"Sorry, can't tell you. Its a secret."
Quit brown bagin around the place like your some sort of magic man; Why can't you just be like everyone else and clean your brown bag every once in a while?
by jordan lee walker January 22, 2009
mugGet the Brown bagmug.

Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
by Robindaasian October 2, 2018
mugGet the Punching bagmug.

leaky bag

Someone who can't shut the fuck up. Someone who gives to many details that they probably shouldn't.
Jones was being a leaky bag on the dog so I popped it on mute had a wank.
by Killayoself August 28, 2014
mugGet the leaky bagmug.

knee bag

a tea bagging that occurs on one's knee, as opposed to one's mouth in a regular tea bag
Madison knee bagged Chase today for no apparent reason
by superwaffles March 6, 2010
mugGet the knee bagmug.

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