Jack Ass

A person who is so damn ignorant that the things they do cause you and your friends to laugh even though it causes them Pain.

Can you believe that Jim shot himself in the foot, What a JACK ASS

by Dilligaf1971 October 20, 2007

black ass

Child that is not minding his mother's instructions or directions

Da'Quan, what time did I tell ya to be back in this house? Git your black ass up to your room"

by chuckg April 12, 2013

bitch-ass

a degradation of a persons character; like calling them a pussy

your a bitch-ass muthafucka

by bamf September 13, 2003

ass smile

The smile formed by the bottom of a woman's ass cheeks. Must be a small tight ass to make a smile and not an ass grimace. Usually present on slender chicks.

I nearly starched myself after seeing her ass smile in those tight jeans.

by Smiley Ass April 4, 2007

ass pharaoh

He who reigns supreme over the mighty desert kingdom of ASS.

<i>"Dude, you are such and ass pharaoh..."<i>

by HUGE HUGE HUGE!!! April 22, 2003

ass food

food that is disgusting.mainly served at school for lunch.

I wonder if the lunchladies enjoy serving ass food for lunch?

by Eva4789 January 25, 2006

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008