Apple chickens

apple chickens are specially designed chickens that turn into apples on the apple fest day. Apple fest day is where the moon turns into an apple and all the special apple chickens from apple vill turn into apples.

Hey, are you excited to go bread the apple chickens? YEA CANT WAIT!

by Mjhg June 7, 2021

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021

Apples

a fruit which is red :/

Apples am I right

by the only true Descendants fan June 28, 2021

Apple Juice

whoever likes apple juice has a piss kink

ew you have a piss kink.. u like apple juice

by antipisskinkclub July 1, 2021