Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Pig Nose

When someone wearing a mask during the corona virus pandemic, but they are not wearing the mask over their nose. In that case they would be wearing it wrong; that would not be protecting others. It looks like a pig nose when one doesn't wear their mask covering their nose.

That dickhead wont wear his mask right... he has suck a pig nose.

by Thekingofsayingduhdotcom February 27, 2021

Pig

cute not meat

I am a pig, pigs suck

by lanny haven November 14, 2020

Daddy pig

Very dirty pig. Loves putting its bacon into others snout. loves it when others call him daddy pig and shouts pork me, pork me. loves to suck curly tails

From Aussie Peppa pig, daddy pig gets caught

by pork meee July 15, 2021

pig-phishing (or pigfishing)

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.

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by knockerremover January 7, 2022

Screaming Pigs

Tasteless "screamo" music that closely resembles the sound of pigs screaming.

My roommate came out of his room to clean the living room with some screaming pigs.

by dprfunk January 15, 2015

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020