Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men

hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

max

max is the type of guy you’d fall in love with. his blond ish brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. i’ve loved him for a year now. he disregards others feelings and drinks his own away.

ex: i loved him
him: lol L
max is an asshole.

by soapyfarts January 2, 2023

Max Ingham

He will touch you here and there,
He will touch you everywhere.

Just use it to describe max Ingham

by Humans jhbe September 22, 2023

Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him

"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020