shits n giggles

ats bloody brilliant liek

just do it for the shits n giggles

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

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Chick N Hun

The most Fabulous combo of women on this planet!! Its not our fault we were born this way.. It was just by the grace of Mr.Marshall that we came together and now rule the roost!!

The Chick N Hun are SO fabulous that they piss glitter!!

by LVzy October 8, 2011

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mack n jizz

by sexyeshay69420 January 19, 2022

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When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

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cost 'n' puffer

Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.

A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.

by QuacksO April 17, 2020

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