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turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)
that show is turd
by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
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shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
mugGet the shit turdmug.

Flick-A-Turd

Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.

History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.

Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.

An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.

Incidents:

Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”
by Flick-A-Turd May 9, 2020
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turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
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BIG FAT TURD

A new trendy way to describe Emily Goodyears angles
Can you smell that big fat turd from fezzy
by GETOFIT December 10, 2023
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Disk Turd

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.
1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
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Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
Don't be a cancer turd
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017
mugGet the Cancer Turdmug.

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