Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.

This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.

by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023

Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019

Hollis-turds

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'

"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"

by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016

turd forsaken

turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it

i really don't like this turd forsaken place

by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023