chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love

i love chris!!!

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021

chris koble

Chris kobles are awesome.They are lit.They are cool and savage

I went to a party this kid I hung out with is Chris koble

by Cam3151 March 23, 2017

Chris

A guy who shows up in your town unannounced and doesn't speak. Thinks Gracie has posted on here about him but never has. Thinks some just care about looks but it's not true. Keeps putting Gracie in no win situations where he always has the upper hand.

I saw chris at church but he wouldn't talk to me.

by Checkyospirit September 5, 2018

Chris

A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.

Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?

by person who only speaks mad fac June 28, 2020

Chris

A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.

He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!

by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her

Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?

by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020