DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

dad-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad

This is John my dad-in-loading.

by Carterreese April 20, 2018

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021