a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021
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The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.
by Big_Bad_Frank November 4, 2021
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Get the atlantis tea bag mug.When you are gossiping about someone in a very harsh and mean manner.
It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.
It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.
Girl 1: Did you hear all the gossip Sarah was saying about Laura?
Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.
Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.
by bipirate November 4, 2021
Get the Tea Bashing mug.A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021
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