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One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021
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Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.
We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet
by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018
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Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.
Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!
by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016
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Two cops with the same rock

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.
That's two cops with the same rock!
by anonymiteriot May 6, 2011
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man with two brains

The visual effect of squeezing a scrotum at the base. The scrotal skin tightens around the testicles creating two lobes.
Dave grabbed his sack, stuck out his balls, and chased us around the 3rd floor yelling, "The Man with Two Brains! The Man with Two Brains"
by BlueLew December 12, 2008
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Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.
Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009
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Two guys one bar

The most shocking and contreversial goldentones movie inspired from two girls one cup
Dude you have to see two guys one bar it is disgusting

Aaryn- I just saw a weird video
Anthony- What video

Aaryn- Two guys one bar
Anthony- How was it
Aaryn- Interesting I think we should try what they did
by gkellls July 12, 2009
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