Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

Olivers' Dad

Poof gone lol

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you

by peenwa March 6, 2020

thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 14, 2018

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022