Car

What retards on Instagram call a cat (I swear I’m not making this up go check for yourself).

Average orange car be like

by Shite lmao July 12, 2024

Car Wash

When you see a chick with big tits.

She’s got big tits
Guy 1: That chick has huge tits
Guy 2: Nah Thats a A WHOLE DAMN CAR WASH

by VDog97 May 5, 2019

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

Owen car

Hideous car that’s a Mazda

That’s a total Owen car!!!!!

by PoiuytrewqZXCVBNM,./ December 20, 2023

non-car

A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.

Example A:
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"

Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"

by died4me June 13, 2008

Pulling a car

Datin underage girls while pulling the Good guy card

Bro stop pulling a car . Damn it bro

by Three idot December 14, 2020

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024