Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!

Happy Dad Joke Day Everyone!!!!

by Brillo! February 21, 2021

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 25, 2021

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Hollys dad

Piece of shit

“What’s that brown stuff on the floor”
“Oh that’s just hollys dad”

by Babz March 2, 2021