by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
Get the homo-straightmug. by Alex.candycherries September 9, 2021
Get the Straightmug. when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
Get the straight girl kissmug. *The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022
Get the Straight-settlingmug. So there are Heroes,Villains, and Anti-Heroes. A villain is 100% villain, a hero is 100% hero, and a anti-hero is 50% villain and 50% hero. If being gay is 100% liking guys and being straight is 100% liking girls then being bi should make you anti-straight
Wow, Beatboxjoe is so Anti-Straight
by Brick Snake April 20, 2019
Get the Anti-Straightmug. To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
by Wazikazi August 1, 2011
Get the Straight Hammug.