Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.

She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!

by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009

finger sandwiches.

a finger between two grinding vaginas

"they both rubbed themselves on the hand, creating finger sandwiches.

by the tick tock man September 3, 2007

Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.

Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!

by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread

whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???

by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017

Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 March 4, 2011