Riding the Wave

When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.

"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."

by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 21, 2024

Ride Yoshi

Super Mario World Really Indended.

How Puyo Puyo is Jealous.

Totally Original Joke: Mario is Going to Ride Yoshi, of course!

by ArleNadjaFanatic2018 November 1, 2018

booty back ride

It's a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs

Do you want me to give you a booty back ride?

by Rideordiebaeby November 17, 2016

Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.

I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.

“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”

by Jane03OM March 27, 2025