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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Post-Industrial Pioneer

Someone who "goes back to the land" after the industrial period. A homesteader in today's society.
Watch the documentary 'Urban Roots' for the best examples. Similar movement in Flint, Michigan called "Flintopia."

Guy: "Why would you move to Flint, Michigan?

Other Guy: "To take back the land, I'm a PIP."

Guy: "A PIP?"

Other Guy: "Yea, a Post-Industrial Pioneer."
by butters333 April 26, 2013
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Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!
..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn
by wavymf December 18, 2023
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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
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Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.
by Smith Words June 2, 2014
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Post-Metaphorical Identity

Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.
Post-Metaphorical Identity is final, deliberate, and scientific. Way to go!
by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023
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