Domino pocket

1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.

2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.

1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"

2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"

by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006

Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

ottars pocket

A way in which to describe how wet something is.

Mary's pussy was as wet as an Ottars pocket!

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008

hunny pocket

a cute name for someone...
or a wet pussy

im gunna shove my cock in her hunny pocket

by snapper joe April 2, 2009

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008