Nice Pie 

A Nice Pie is the exact opposite of 'Nasty Pasty' i.e they are a very nice and caring person.

I like you you're a nice pie give me a hug

Nice Pie by Rudders August 22, 2006

monkey pie 

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

monkey pie by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

black cherry pie 

while taking someones black cherry and they begin to bleed out of there anus to create a black and red mix on ones penis

dude,not only did i take her black cherry, she game me some black cherry pie to go with it.

black cherry pie by rickfree23 November 4, 2011

Mud Pie 

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.

I gave your mom a mud pie.

Mud Pie by Bob February 20, 2005

pork pie 

this is what james' head looks like

''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''

pork pie by say no to pork pies May 16, 2004

chocolate cream pie 

during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.

john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.

joe-did it at least taste good?

john-not realy, but it sure was hot

chocolate cream pie by frog-man-thing August 6, 2009

Pot Pie 

an african american that tries to act ghetto or hood if you will. and they act black and do black things but do them where white people are because they are afraid of the black people in the hood or ghetto because they do it wrong.

an easier example is a wigger that is black.

yo did you hear about the pot pie in our math class

what?

he got owned by a black kid

Pot Pie by Niok Knad December 17, 2008