internet pants 

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

internet pants by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Drunk Pants 

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

Drunk Pants by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

Laughter pants 

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

Laughter pants by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

Stink Pants 

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.

Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes

Stink Pants by TheKingJack November 12, 2011

green pants 

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

green pants by moobacca December 30, 2011

Condom Pants 

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

Condom Pants by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Residual Pants 

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

Residual Pants by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014