You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 17, 2010

piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.

So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!

by Telephony May 09, 2015

cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

by concerned me November 22, 2007

Piss in the wind

When something is simple or easy for the average person.

Person : Man! This is a "piss in the wind"!

by Pissing in the wind May 19, 2014

Piss in her ass

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.

Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?

Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.

by the lonley stoner February 05, 2017

Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2018

3-Point Piss

when you’re taking a piss and you back up to the back wall in your bathroom.

Guy 1: wanna go out tonight?
Guy 2: can’t bro i’m grounded cuz i failed the 3-Point Piss

by FardedShided December 25, 2019