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cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020
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Eatin' Cookies

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"
by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009
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Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.
Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.
by me.me("me") August 11, 2022
mugGet the Cookiemug.

cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny
Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips
by NokBerry December 20, 2016
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Cookie

Paula rolled her eyes at me as I fondled Elaines cookies.
by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022
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Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart
POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie
by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025
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