The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
by Wildman582 November 02, 2011
Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
by Warcat March 17, 2020
The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 01, 2020
The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
by Evie dett May 24, 2018