here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

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rap monster

a member of south-korean boy band BTS
lead rapper, whose voice could make you pregnant

looks like could kill you but is actually a cute cinnamon roll
and not even pure

Ter: oh my god rap monster is such a daddy
Rapmon: ok

by kkaebsongaa January 18, 2017

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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl

Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!

by Handrup May 11, 2021

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bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

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A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012

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