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John McCainabis

Conservative, and popular with wealthy pot smoking voters of america and supporters of the GOP, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Republican Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.
Yo Romes, you conservative son of a bitch, you gonna light up John McCainabis?
by Kaffasaurus October 20, 2008
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john wang

John wang in Mr. Lawrence's pre-calculus class is a homosexual faggot.
by FagJohn6969 November 22, 2011
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john peel

DJ/spaffmonkey extroadinaire. Appears on radio 1 and radio 4 on the BBC in the UK.
John Peel just played the new mclusky song! He's so with it.
by takeshi February 1, 2004
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John Lennon

It's true

Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.
Presidents, CEOs, Television actors, Movie "stars" etc.
John Lennon
by Augustine Splinter September 30, 2005
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John Thomas

1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
by Redbananaflame909090 December 25, 2013
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John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.
After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.
by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007
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John Kerry

1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
by Jesse1 June 27, 2005
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