Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022

Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.

Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends

by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023

Jacob

That 1 suss boy.

Jacob : I like thattt 😏😏
Boys; 😳

by IdSimpForACreeper September 2, 2020

jacob

a fucking whore.

jacob: HOLA COMO ESTAS

by lydiot mclesb January 16, 2022