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Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)
"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"
by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014
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Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
Dude I just had a hard attack!
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019
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Tonya Harding

Someone that had more than one adversary (someone that stood up against/opposed her) in life to end up either mysteriously getting killed, or mysteriously getting injured, despite not having any direct involvement in the events.
For someone who was not involved directly in any of the incidents, people that weren't on Tonya Harding's side sure did have some bad things happen to them.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"
"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
by JewJuBee July 19, 2018
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Twang hard

(Noun) An overtly southern person. Someone with a hard southern “twang”.
Well, I’m sure not gonna miss that twang hard!
by Maramac December 28, 2021
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Try-hard

Definition created by filthy casuals who doesn't want to git gud.
OMG, that asshole just killed me 20 times, he's ruining my fun, he's such a try-hard!
by Raul the monkey February 18, 2022
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Hard Tommy

When a male fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation.
My girlfrirnd was so drunk she wanted nothing but a Hard Tommy.

I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 1, 2021
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