Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

ottars pocket

A way in which to describe how wet something is.

Mary's pussy was as wet as an Ottars pocket!

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008

hunny pocket

a cute name for someone...
or a wet pussy

im gunna shove my cock in her hunny pocket

by snapper joe April 2, 2009

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 28, 2009