Hard

Its when your dick get bigger and turns into a long pole

Ps: If your dick is even long

Im so hard right now.

by HornyKIds May 19, 2023

read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

Hard Goodbye

Tobacco, Kush, and Kief all in the same beautiful bowl pack. Normally with tobacco on the bottom, weed in the middle, and kief on top. Most likely to be done with a bong. Champions of the practice will use spoons and other pieces.

It's time for a nice hard goodbye before bedtime.

by Kief Pack Entertainment October 27, 2011

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Heck hard halloween

Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.

Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Try Hard

A person that is trying way too hard in life or in a video game. Probably known as sweats.

This guy is Try Harding in a video game.

by UCKiller February 18, 2022