a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
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When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
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Get the david azoulay mug.david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
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