Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me
Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me
Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!
by anonymous January 11, 2024
Get the Davidmug. A guy who thinks he is the king of the world. SIKE BOI!! He fucks ever girl he sees. He pretty much lives at the bar. He has no flirting skills but manages to get in everyones pants.
by jkdgfkjdfgkjdsfh04 February 12, 2018
Get the david rodrigezmug. John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
Get the John David Talleymug. by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021
Get the Davidmug. Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
Get the Doing a Davidmug. by ninollie November 22, 2022
Get the david popamug. David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
by Mister mellow November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug.