When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie?mug. A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
Get the danish cookiemug. Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
Get the Cookie on quarantinemug. A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.
Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
by Xavygravy March 17, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. by longshlongjon November 22, 2016
Get the animal cookiesmug. by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
Get the cookie woodmug. Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie
by This is Complete bullshit March 23, 2023
Get the Chattanooga Sugar cookiemug.