Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

Affection Block

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.

-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..

by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017

Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.

Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.

by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

blocking

To Love Someone More

I started blocking you

by MrBest007 June 1, 2022

talk block

one who actively prevents another from talking to another person they really want to talk with.

"maddie talk blocked andrew from talking to a friend he really wanted to talk to."

by weezer_8709 July 1, 2025