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java bird 

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
java bird by gritpoit February 7, 2010
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