Schizo-Posting

Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.

The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?

Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*

Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes

Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls

Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
by Hot 7 January 24, 2024
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post this on insta reels

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked
“post this on insta reels they’ll love it
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post: void

a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
Eva: hey, epileptic child how's it going playing post: void?

epileptic child: *breakdances*
by warmachine76123 March 08, 2021
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post whoring

1. A guy who post in the forums who post meaningless stuff, which is already been posted numerous of times.

2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.
Nob: Help me, I have problems with my game!\
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.

Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.

Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.

Ken got banned from the board!
by post whoring June 03, 2017
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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Post-meme

When a long dead meme has come back in an ironic way mocking it's old meaning
The troll face has resurfaced as a post-meme.
by Yo joe mama March 03, 2021
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021
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