Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

by Simple Equality May 16, 2017

Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020

Piss Baby

Piss baby basically means a annoying idiot. you usually use it to call people a annoying idiot

Dream is such a piss baby, how does he even have a youtube career?

by Lemon.exe March 4, 2022

Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

by Books January 15, 2015

Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011

Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.

That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.

by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006

helicopter baby

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties

when i was born i was a helicopter baby

by LordDova May 8, 2018