Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

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Adam

Adam is the sexiest mf out there He has a HUGGGEEGEEGGE Dick,He’s sweet,He’s funny, he’s an amazing person,He’s tall,And He has THE BEST hair,

Everyone deserves an Adam.

Guy 1:I wish I was more like Adam

by Boreddddafff November 27, 2021

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Adam is a short kid and is funny and does the gong everytime he coughs. He has 200000000000 ft peepee. He calls you on discord everytime he gets home from school. And makes you laugh in class when you look at eachother

Friend: *makes Adam laugh*

Adam: Starts doing the gong.
Friend: *starts laughing with Adam making him laugh and gong more*

by Thefunnycuh October 10, 2022

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2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM

i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam

by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018

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Adam

Typically a brown- haired Italian boy. The hardest worker you'll ever meet. He loves his momma and holds his friends close. Shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a wild personality. He is the most loyal man you'll ever meet. He is honest and selfless and respectful. They've been through a lot of shit... if you have an Adam don't let him go... support him through everything, hold him when he's upset, hype him up over his accomplishments and he'll treat you like a queen 👑

"Who bought you those flowers?!"
"Adam did :)"

by gianna3781 December 27, 2021

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