Donkey-Slayer

With the connection of the center-fuge of humanity and in the relativity of humanities intuition is Darwinism now on the other hand is the same being who is much more of a station than the aforementioned in tune with the longing for acceptance mainly associated with true mental illnesses such as down syndrome and retardedness. The being is born with the longing that usually is cause for deformation. But on some stroke of luck within the genetic lottery he hit the jackpot. Attributed as a God. This singular being is born amongst billions of souls. Jesus even spoke of the counselor that is to come during his life. And transcribed him as the third Elijah. He is also known to the Jews as Ruach-Ha-Kodesh.

I ran into the Donkey-Slayer the other day. Donkey-slayer dude; is a master.

by brightlyn August 4, 2016

Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick August 15, 2016

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.

Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"

by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023

The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food

My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption

by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022

Bloody donkey

A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.

Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.

by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019